SEA WEASEL's Arch-Nemesis ED

The Axis of ED!

In life it is important to figure out who your friends are and who your enemies are. It has become apparent that there is one boat and crew that is in every way diametrically opposed to us (Team SEA WEASEL). It will be our avowed goal to attempt to crush them at every turn. The boat in question is of course ED and their crew of Tom Selleck wanabees sporting Hawaiian shirts at every race.

"Why does this animosity exist?"

Well I could point to the obvious conflicts as old as the ages:

-Good (S.W.) vs Evil (ED)
-Beauty (S.W.) vs Uglieness (ED)
-Culture (S.W.) vs Barbarity (ED)
-Skill (S.W.) vs Random Luck (ED)
-Quiet Courage (S.W.) vs Panic (ED)

However there is more to this complex relationship than these epic themes. I believe it is the underhanded way in which Ty and Schmidty approach sailing that has lead to this conflict. I have it on good authority that every race starts with the sacrifice of goat right on the dock to curry favour with the dark lord. I also am pretty sure that on more than one occasion Ty has used his charming ways and low cut jeans to curry favour with the Race Committees.

Despite these under handed ways we will not stoop to their level, no, we like the noble Weasel, our name sake we will go forward to victory and if we do not win every time we can rest assured we have won a moral victory.


I agree with the "truthers" there was a conspiracy...

ED enjoying one of their favourite passtimes...HUNTING DOLPHINS!